:Warning DO NOT take a cab outside of downtown and expect to get one back. This is not NYC!

After visiting some locals and drinking copious amounts of wine. Things began to get a little weird. I personally was attacked by a drunk woman pretending to be a cat. Meanwhile I looked up to see Grant with a girl on his back trying to wrestle him to the ground. Everyone was freaked out so we ran out side to hail a cab. No cabs in sight.... so we called for a cab. We waited for 2 hours for what we were told would be a 15 min wait.